your thong is hanging out like whoa
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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