How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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