The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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