The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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