I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
handjob tips. give me some.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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