white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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