I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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