Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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