I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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