Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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