the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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