Say something about gay babies.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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