i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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