If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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