On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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