I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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