you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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