I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
More tranny stories later!
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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