just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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