Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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