I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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