he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
