Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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