I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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