we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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