There is no way he is gay with that hair.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
