one word: firstdatebathroomanal
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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