So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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