You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
is it fun? or sober?
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