is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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