You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Randomize
