I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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