So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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