She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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