My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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