absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i drank out of a bidet.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
third nipple confirmed
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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