I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
My vagina just recognized that song.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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