Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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