He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
