Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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