What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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