loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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