that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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