I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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