I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
