Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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