he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
no you cant smoke seaweed
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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