you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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