For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
soo... how was my night?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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