no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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