I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I cut my penus on the lid.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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