i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
How naked do you want me to be?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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