Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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