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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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