Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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