Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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