"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
the gays at disneyland are vicious
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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