i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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